After viewing the second Lord of the Rings, a.k.a. the Two Towers, and some careful consideration, Rob and I have both determined that if we had to be any Middle Earth character, we would both like to be elves.

I hate everything. Have a nice night.

"Because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centrelight pop and everybody goes "Awww!".
- Jack Kerouac from "On The Road"