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Last Night on Jeopardy Tournament of Champions

Q:[author's name] had over 100 of these animals and later wrote a children's book about them.
Contestent's Answer: "What are unicorns."
Hmm....

It's time to face the truth. I am old. Like, old and boring. The following is evidence.
1. Have you heard the new 50 cent song? You know, it used to be that I'd hear a rap song and if it was really explicit, as this one is, I was like, whatever. This song actually offends me. I think it's disgusting. I think it shouldn't even be on the radio.
2. Today I went shopping. I tried on this adorable shirt. I then looked at the price tag. It was like $30, and I thought to myself "$30?! are you crazy?" And then I went shopping in Mervyn's instead.
Seriously. I'll be wearing polyester and talking about bunyons in no time.