Song Lyrics I Have Recently Misheard
Have you heard that 'Photograph' song? The real lyric is
"I think the present owner fixed it up"
I thought it was
"I think the president should fix it up", and I'm thinking 'why would the president come fix up your house?'
Then I got it.
Also, that "Sugar, We're Going Down" song.
I thought it was "Waiting to be the Freak Sheet in your jeans". And I'm like 'what the hell is a freak sheet?' and all I kept thinking about dryer sheets.
Turns out the lyric is
"Waiting to be the friction in your jeans."
Which is still wierd.
I just made some cookies on broil and they turned out awesome, and I was thinking, what if I made an On Broil Cookbook. It could be full of recipes that you make on broil. I'm a marketing genius. There is that whole thing about me not knowing how to cook, but if I made the Min my partner and gave her a cut of the $, I think we could work it out.
Sunday, December 18, 2005
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"Hey little thing lemon lime chicken cuz your momma is sugar and hands it out all around."
actual lyric:
"Hey little thing let me light your candle, cuz momma I'm sure hard to handle now, gets around."
Laura, I kinda think you are the queen of misheard lyrics. I do remember in high school stories of you and your lyric interpretations to "No Diggity" and "Legend of a Cowgirl"...would you like to elaborate??
By the way, I can't stand that Photograph song. I hate Nickelhead - I just want to cut his gross hair.
Hey, sister, the words are "I gotta back it up." I don't care what the jacket liner says. :)
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