Um.. seriously?

Tonight was the hooding ceremony and I am completely and totally, seriously and honestly, drunk. How can this be? Number of drinks had= 1.5
I swear to you. Before we got to the bar I was completely sober. After 1.5 drinks I was an idiot. I didn't even finish the second drink, for crap's sake.
I'm an idiot.
I actually fell down.
Don't tell anyone.