(1) This is the funniest thing of all time.

(2) Got really tired at 7:30 and fell asleep for 2 hours. Now I can't fall back asleep. Crap!

(3) New word today!
Drop (verb):
Doing a urine sample for a drug test.

As in:
"Why are you out in the hall?"
"I gotta drop"
"You gotta drop what?" (They're doing schedule changes right now, so I'm thinking he wants to change classes, right?)
"I gotta drop"
"You gotta drop what?"
"No, Miss W! I'm waiting for my P.O.! I gotta drop! Pee in a cup??"

Good to know, good to know.