My dog can read. Every time we go downstairs she stops at the landing that's (dog)eye-level with the building bulletin board. Probably she's looking for a new owner. Or she's considering that 98' Geo Tracker for $1249. Either way, if she thinks I don't notice she's nuts. She's also nuts if she's really thinking about buying that Tracker, cause those cars are death traps.

I'm going to stop posting about my dog soon, I swear. This week for sure.