The Call Girl Policy
Okay. So Elliot slept with a prostitute. I 'll be honest with you, I really don't care. Granted, you probably shouldn't sleep with prostitutes. But it's the same thing as Bill- why is this news?
Now, Kwamers, on the other hand, I have a problem with. If you get two people fired to cover up your affair, that's uncool.
And really, even if it is news, does the girl's picture really need to be on CNN? I think no. That girl's mom is going to see that. And it's a bad picture.
Last night I told Rob, listen, I want to give you the heads up way in advance- If you get caught with a call girl, I am not standing behind you at the press conference. I am not saying that I support you. Matter of fact, if someone wants to interview me, I'm telling them that you're a ho. On the record. He said if I get caught with a call girl, he's taking the kids and going to grandma's house. Like a will and life insurance, every marriage should have the firm foundation of a Call Girl Policy. Failure to plan is planning to sleep with a prostitute.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
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My wife has a shrine to Lorena Bobbit in our bedroom, votive candles and all. Sometimes I will wake up at 3:00 in the morning and find her sharpening the knife she keeps by the shrine. Let's be realistic, my wife would kill me if I went out and spent $4300 on a deluxe entertainment system. If I spent $4300 on an "escort", the knife by the shrine would be used and probably the food processor as well.
That's my thinking anyway.
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