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PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL DRIVERS AROUND MY HOUSE
When coming off of an exit ramp or stopping at a light, please locate the thick white line across your lane. Please note- This is where you're supposed to stop. Now, read this carefully- If you don't stop your car until you're halfway out into the lane or intersection IT COMPLETELY NEGATES THE POINT OF STOPPING AT ALL.
p.s. you're an ass.