Last night I rode a mechanical bull and stayed on for 18 seconds. That's 10 seconds longer than Luke Perry. If you want to challenge me to a ride-off, I guess I'm willing, but I think you're kidding yourself.
my brother jordan stayed on one for 19 seconds, no joke. this is where there's a training montauge, and you work really hard to gain that extra second, and you keep falling off, and it keeps showing your trainer frowning and looking at a stopwatch, and then you're like lifting weights and it's really hard, and then the trainer comes and cracks you on the knees with a ruler because you're a wimp, and "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor is playing in the background, but then you stay on for 18.5 seconds, and he smiles and encourages you, then it shows you lifting more weights, and you're getting better, then it shows you dragging a car through the snow with a rope, then you stay on for 19 seconds, and everyone cheers, and we fade out.
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Good Job Laura! President Bush would be very proud of you. YeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
my brother jordan stayed on one for 19 seconds, no joke. this is where there's a training montauge, and you work really hard to gain that extra second, and you keep falling off, and it keeps showing your trainer frowning and looking at a stopwatch, and then you're like lifting weights and it's really hard, and then the trainer comes and cracks you on the knees with a ruler because you're a wimp, and "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor is playing in the background, but then you stay on for 18.5 seconds, and he smiles and encourages you, then it shows you lifting more weights, and you're getting better, then it shows you dragging a car through the snow with a rope, then you stay on for 19 seconds, and everyone cheers, and we fade out.
This is why I make films.
Or at least why I watch Rocky.
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