What the bleep is going on, soup people?
Listen. All I want is some soup. Every day I say to myself, "you know what sounds good, self? Soup sounds good." And then I go looking for soup. All the soup around here is COMPLETELY UNSATISFACTORY. Is it so much to ask to get a good soup?
So listen up, soup-choosers. The following items are not wanted in my soup:
Beans
Meat of any kind
Noodles
Mushrooms
A tomato base
Lentils or Barley
Other nastiness such as the above
Things that are desirable in soup:
Corn
Broccoli
Cheesiness
Butternut squash
Potatoes (creamed, no chunks)
Other yumminess such as the above.
I leave you now with a quote from Danny-
"I don't eat soup, it's a waste of my time. It's like eating water."
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
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Let me just say...that I too have heard that tired excuse, "It's like eating water" from Danny Fanny. But, he has NEVER eaten water quite as good as the Broccoli Cheddar "water" at Panera bread. I really believe that Dan will never be truly happy until he accepts soup into his heart just as we have.
Every spoonful of soup, is a spoonful of fulfillment
Every spoon full of soup is like a little hug for my soul, Andrew. And Panera's Broccoli Cheddar soup is AWESOME.
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