Once, we were at a karaoke bar with some friends. I got Rob to agree to let me pick out a song for him to get up and sing. So eventually they call him and he gets up there and he has the microphone in his hand and it turns out that I picked "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being hilarity, I would estimate Rob's amusement at this situation as about a 3.

Today I ran a half marathon.
It was the hardest thing I've ever done in my whole entire life.
I didn't run it fast, but I finished it and that's all that counts, right?
My biggest accomplishment, however, is that I ran 9 entire miles before I had to stop at all.