It's About Time To Post Again, But I've Got Nothing To Post About

(1) Today was the first day of school
Time the doors opened: 7am
Time the first fight broke out: 7:09am

Way to exercise that self-control, guys.

(2) Overheard in Meijer:

Girl 1: Ooh! Want to make guacamole?
Girl 2: Yeah! But, I've already got the mix at home, all we need is guacamolies.