Saturday, September 17, 2005

You think you can hide??

A girl on the bus into the city today saw Lenny Kravitz crossing the street. Another girl walked past Matt Damon in the East Village. Alex sat next to Rachel Dratch on the subway, and Sara saw Al Roker.
WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN ONE SINGLE FREAKING FAMOUS PERSON?! Blossom. I've met freaking Blossom, that's my brush with fame. Oh, I'll find you famous people, you can't hide forever...

7 comments:

Joseph said...

I saw Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Jay Leno and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Los Angeles.

Neener neener.

Lola said...

Well, I don't like to brag, but yes, me and Blossom go way back. Six couldn't make it, but Blossom was hanging out with Josie Davis, who you may know from "Charles in Charge". If you, I don't know, if you want an autograph or something like that, I could probably hook you up...

academicecs said...

Excuse me!
I do remember seeing pictures of you with the famous Underwear Guy and Spiderman. Just how famous do they have to be before they count!

Lola said...

Dad,
I know this is going to shock you, but I have to tell you something. That wasn't the real Spiderman. That was just a guy in a costume. And that other guy was just a guy in his underwear.
Sorry.
Laura

Joseph said...

I got my picture taken with Santa Claus once. He's pretty famous.

academicecs said...

Laura
When you say the "real Spiderman", just what do you mean? Have you been making your Delusional class?

Lola said...

Are you insinuating there is no Spiderman? Spiderman only rescues those who believe. Keep that in mind, buddy.