Monday, August 06, 2007

Contest Upset! Ryan Disqualified! FAKES?! PLAYING WHILE GROUNDED?!

In a surprising turn of events, Ryan was disqualified in the mascot contest.
We here at Lolalou.com are sad to throw the character of Ryan into scrutiny by revealing that some have called into question the authenticity of Ryan's pictures.
In an effort to assist Ryan and prove his innocence, I asked him to identify the names of the cheerleaders he is shown with in the pictures.
Ryan made a half-hearted (slightly pathetic) attempt to answer below is the transcript of our conversation.
Me: Ryan, some believe that the cheerleader photograph was a stock image. Please prove them wrong, by reciting for us their names.
Ryan: Um.. Brittany, Tiffany... Stephanie?
Me: What about the rest of them?
Ryan: They're all named Brittany, Tiffany or Stephanie.

That seemed somewhat logical to me, so I came back him with the allegations of a noticeable 'glow' around him in some of the pictures which opponents claim is the work of Photoshop.
Ryan then claimed to be, and I quote "an angel".
Ryan: Yeah, it's just always kind of been there. I guess I'm blessed.

But Ryan wasn't blessed, apparently, as I later received an anonymous tip from his father-in-law, Mr. Rick D., that Ryan was actually grounded during the time that those pictures were supposedly taken, by Rick himself.

For shame, Ryan.

And so, the new co-winners are Mr. Gordita "I've got a thing for people in bird costumes" W., and Ms. Rebecca "Does the drunk guy downtown count as a mascot?" H.

Finally, the rightful people have been rewarded. Let's all take a moment and hope that Ryan "The Fallen Angel" T. has learned a lesson about fair play.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

OH MAN!!! What a surprising turn of events! Congrats, Gordito...and me. hehehehe

Anonymous said...

We here at People for the Integrity of Ryan Treharne's Character (PIRTC-pronounced Pirates) feel this is and outrage. We will maintain the lies are untrue, unfounded, and libel. We will be seeking action and retraction of this article. The truth will prevail, we will have Ryan's good name reestablished and you will pay dearly.

My name is Ryan Treharne and I approved this message.

Lola said...

Ryan. You do realize you are calling your father-in-law a liar, right? I'm just not sure you want to go that route is all... just giving you the chance to jump ship now, is all... pirates can swim, right? arrrgghhh.