Rob: Most Embarrassing Person Ever? You Decide.


So. We're in the coffee shop right now. Rob's grading papers and, because he hates grading papers, every time he finishes one, he makes me give him a high five, apparently to keep morale up or something. Not a little low-key five. We're talking hand straight up in the air, makes your palms sting high five. You're thinking to yourself "So just don't do it." Except that, he holds his hand up in the air and stares at you with this freaky frozen smile face until you give him the high five. I feel like I'm in Punky Brewster or a college orientation skit. People are staring. And I ask you, what did I do to deserve this?