Wednesday, September 01, 2004

joseph.

you think I can just update on a whim? I'm an artist, damnit! I update when I have a stroke of brilliance only. Which is why I havent updated lately.. just kiddin, im just lazy, i'll get on it

In other news, you know how in classes there will always be at least one 'older' student who feels the need to raise their hand ALL the time and blah on for hours? My sister has decided that next time that happens she's going to knaw their arm off and be like "sorry buddy, but you've been using it a bit too much."

1 comment:

Joseph said...

I had this crazy dream about you last night. All of our friends from Kalamazoo were hanging out in a cabin in Las Vegas (I don't think Vegas has cabins) and for some reason you and Rob had to have you marriage anulled because there was some law against you being married. But Rob wanted you to still be married so you and I got married, just so you were officially a wife but you were going to spend your life with Rob. And you were really happy that I was doing this for you, but hey, what are friends for? So we got married in this cabin in Las Vegas wearing shorts and t-shirts, and then when we were pronounced man and wife, it started to snow. I was so excited by the fact that it was snowing in Las Vegas in august that I just left and started playing in the snow. But the snow was warm and dirty, and then I got nervous about the military testing bombs in the desert and I thought it might be nuclear fallout, and so I ran back to the cabin, but the cabin ended up being my cottage in Marine City and all my family was there, and I couldn't find any of you guys anymore. And I told them all I got married and that it wasn't really important because it was just so you could be married and live with Rob, and then my mom was like, "What if you want to get married for real someday? You won't be able to." And then I got all pissed because I hadn't thought of that. But I didn't want to call you and ask about it, because you just went through an annulment, and I wanted you to be happy, so I figured I'd just wait until I wanted to get married to talk to you about it. But it was thanksgiving and everyone was at my house, and they were like, "Shouldn't your wife be here?" and I was going to explain to them that it wsan't like that, but then my grandparents wouldn't understand that because they're old and things weren't done this way in their time... even though things aren't really done this way now. So I just said you had to go with your family, and that we hadn't worked out the holidays yet.

Then the armenian kids outside my back porch started screaming and it woke me up.